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Long Live the Queen
 
I am the Queen of Conflict.
 I wear a crown of self-righteousness upon my head.
 I sit in the throne of argument
 and am cloaked in the robe of anger.
 I hold a scepter made of the finest aggravation
 and live in the Palace of Injustice.
 I rule in the land of Wanna-Make-Something-Of-It?
 where it's always that time of the month.
 I'm married to the King of What's-Your-Problem?
 and the Prince of Discord is heir to the throne.
 My subjects are discontented and antagonistic
 and I drown those who cross me in the Moat of Contempt.
 "Off with their heads," I cry.
 "Let them eat cake," I cry.
 "We are not amused," I cry.
 "Long live me," I cry.
 Blue blood runs through my black heart.
 The Queen of Conflict rules.
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