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Sex Guy
He takes off his shirt and I see he's wearing something underneath. It's some sort of...costume. There's a huge "S" emblazoned across his chest.
Is it...could it be...I think it looks like...
It is. It's "Sex Guy."
You know him. You've probably even slept with him."Sex Guy" gives women what they want. Or what he thinks they want. He's a sexual superhero. Or so he thinks.
(Funny how when I'm masturbating I fantasize that I'm not alone, and now that I'm not alone, I'm fantasizing about masturbating.)
He works fast. He works hard. His work is done.
Or that's what he thinks. He's "Sex Guy" and he's saved another woman from abstinence. Rescued her from the dreariness of another night of self-love.
He's "Sex Guy." And if anyone can give a woman eight orgasms in 20 minutes, he can.
But he didn't. |
