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Had Too Much Sugar

Hey get off my turf!
I'm a fuckin' waryer
Me and Papa Smurf
And my daddy's Lawryer
Cutting class all week
Scolded by the teacher
Tried to slap her cheek
But I couldn't reach her
She is much too tall
And I've not had my growth spurt
Running through the mall
With TCBYogurt
I'm a psychopath
All jacked up on pectin
I won't do my math
I only like dissectin'
Since I was a tyke
I've been smoking weed out
Rolling on my bike

The fun is getting out of hand
Wouldn't you say?
This magic marker makes no brand
Wouldn't you say
I'm gonna get a reprimand
Wouldn't you say?

Had too much sugar with my meal and now my jaw is vacuum sealed
Poured too much sugar on my tongue and now I'm screaming out a lung
Scooped too much sugar on my steak

The fun is getting out of hand
Wouldn't you say?
This magic marker leaves no brand
Wouldn't you say?
I'm going to get a reprimand
Wouldn't you say?

Poured too much sugar on my fries and now I yen to vandalize
Sucked too much sugar off these pills and now I'm feeling somewhat ill
Heaped too much sugar on my toast

Now you got me pissed
Struggle with the dentist
I won't put up with in loco parentis
Rolling on the bus
Picking on the retards
Nothing wrong with us we can't fix in the schoolyard
Yes I'm a little punk
Stealing from the Quick Chek
Pockets full of junk
Racing out at breakneck speed back to the den
With my box of Ring Dings
Nothing's on again?!?
Nothing's on again?!?
Nothing's on again?!?
Can't sit still!

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